1. Watermelon Tap, $33.73
Hollow out a watermelon, fill it with vodka, have fun.
2. Bamboo Wine Table, $22
For all those refined nights of outdoor classical music. Or getting sloppy in the backyard.
3. Silicone Wine Glasses, $12.97 (set of 2)
You can just shove them in your bag. Cool.
4. Disposable Flasks (set of 3), $10.99
If you simply must use a flask, you can throw these out at the end of the night.
5. Underwood Wine-in-a-Can, $24 (4 pack)
Holy crap, this is genius.
6. Floral Drinking Straws, $7.26
7. Disposable Wooden Utensils, $8.90 (set of 36)
8. Picnic Backpack, $48
Let’s have 1 million picnics.
10. Briefcase-style Portable BBQ Grill, $80
Little do you friends know that you turn into James Bond come summertime.
11. BOOM Swimmer Waterproof Wireless Bluetooth Speaker, $34.99
It’s like a boombox you can get wet.
12. UV Meter, $35.18
This little gizmo measures UV light, and tells you when it’s dangerous.
13. Audio Unlimited 900MHz Wireless Floating Pool Speaker, $425.99
It’s like an even bigger boombox you can get even wetter.
14. Cuisinart Mix-It-In Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker, $129.63
15. Giant Inflatable Soccer Ball, $119.99
Soccer just became un-boring.
16. Instant Badminton Court, $99.95
All the funs. All the time.
17. Backyard Zipline Kit, $199.95
Weeeee here I come!
18. Portable Dining Table Ping-Pong Kit, $29.95
Prepare to die.
Oh man. This is going to be so good.
20. The Human Bowling Ball Game, $5,500
Terrifying and awesome at the same time. (Also for rich people.)
21. SoFloat Cloud Nine Pillow, $200
So relax. Much nice.
Beach & Outdoor Stuff:
22. “Reserved” Towel, $19.56
They’ll never discover my evil plan. Muahahah.
Livin’ the dream.
24. Floral Sun Umbrella, $34.29
For when you finally give up, admit to being an old lady, and are prepared to go out in public with an umbrella when it is not in fact raining.
25. Sandless Beach Mat, $69.95
“Sandless” you say? It’s possible thanks to woven polyurethane, which filters out grains of sand.
26. Beach Swing C-Frame, $350
What is this magic???
27. Giant Donut Pool Float, $19.95
YUM I WANT TO EAT A DONUT AND FLOAT IN YOU.
28. Barbecue Dining Boat, $50,000
Oh, to be rich.
29. Turbo Chute Water Slide, $549.99
It’s like a designer Slip ‘n Slide!